Un Banc

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Cabinetul unui psihiatru.

Se deschide usa si intra un barbat, in patru labe, cu ceva in gura.

Psihiatrul :

– Vai! Cine a venit la noi? O pisicuta?

Barbatul se taraie pana in coltul cabinetului. Doctorul il urmareste.

– Un catelus?

Barbatul trece cu mana pe langa perete si se taraie in celalalt colt.

Doctorul nu renunta

– Ah! Cred ca e un arici! Nu? O broasca testoasa?

Barbatul scoate un cablu din gura si zice :

- Auzi? Ma lasi si pe mine sa iti trag internetul sau nu?!?!?!?!?

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